Stoked over the smokin' Romanian hottie he's met online, an uber-randy college student talks his dimwitted friends into joining him for a semester of beer, babes and bongs at what they think is a prestigious Transylvanian university.  What they discover instead is a creepy castle populated by a torture-loving mad scientist, an over-cybersexed hunch back, the nubile spirit of a decomposed sorceress and a bevy of horny vampire chicks that have finally found a student body they can really sink their fangs into.