Welcome to Schlarb, Ohio....a small town overrun by misfits, freaks and weirdos!  Dickie is a lonely dumpster-diver who finds companionship in his latest discovery...a young woman's corpse!  Pricey is a mute girl with a lookalike baby-doll.  When she loses her doll after an unsavory encounter, she replaces it with the next best thing--her neighbor's young son!  Meanwhile, the enigmatic Caduceus sets out to cleanse a nasty high school girl of her wicked ways!