I'm Elvira, Mistress of the Dark.... Welcome to my nightmare!

Thinks it's easy being a glamour ghoul? Think again. My love life is so dead, I have to dig up my dates with a shovel. My bad hair days would make a werewolf eat a silver bullet. And my neighbors, well.... my neighbors suck blood! You see, these weirdos just moved in next door, and their taste in furniture is early Mausoleum-I'm talking caskets here! Their servant is a total Igor. They only come out at night. And they seem to prefer a liquid diet, if you know what i mean. There goes the neighborhood! I like vampires as much as the next ghoul, but when they start chomping on my friends, look out! The new creeps on the block are about to receive a little visit-from Elvira's UNwelcome wagon... Rest In Pieces, Elvira.